{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
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