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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Esteiro Lighthouse","displaytitle":"Esteiro Lighthouse","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q10280185","titles":{"canonical":"Esteiro_Lighthouse","normalized":"Esteiro Lighthouse","display":"Esteiro Lighthouse"},"pageid":55277922,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Farol_do_Esteiro.jpg/330px-Farol_do_Esteiro.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Farol_do_Esteiro.jpg","width":1600,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254830125","tid":"f6391eba-989d-11ef-8553-d9d1aaec13e1","timestamp":"2024-11-01T22:09:28Z","description":"Lighthouse","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":38.70388889,"lon":-9.25972222},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esteiro_Lighthouse","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esteiro_Lighthouse?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esteiro_Lighthouse?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Esteiro_Lighthouse"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esteiro_Lighthouse","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Esteiro_Lighthouse","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esteiro_Lighthouse?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Esteiro_Lighthouse"}},"extract":"The Esteiro Lighthouse is an active Portuguese lighthouse located at Oeiras, about 10 km west of the centre of Lisbon, in parkland that also contains the National Stadium of Portugal. It is a rectangular masonry tower covered with white tiles. The south side has two red horizontal bands that serve as identification during daylight.","extract_html":"
The Esteiro Lighthouse is an active Portuguese lighthouse located at Oeiras, about 10 km west of the centre of Lisbon, in parkland that also contains the National Stadium of Portugal. It is a rectangular masonry tower covered with white tiles. The south side has two red horizontal bands that serve as identification during daylight.
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