{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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