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\nMississippi Stud is a casino table game based on poker introduced by Scientific Games.
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\"Shameless\" is a song by Swiss singer-songwriter Luca Hänni. It was written by Allan Eshuijs, Tjeerd Oosterhuis and Matthew Tishler for his second studio album Living the Dream (2013), while production was overseen by Eshuijs and Oosterhuis. Selected as the album's first and only single, the song was released as a digital download on 12 April 2013 by Universal Music. It peaked at number 25 on the Swiss Singles Chart and entered the top fifty in Austria and Germany.
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Ludwig II: Longing for Paradise is a German musical in five acts with music by Franz Hummel and book and lyrics by Stephan Barbarino and Heinz Hauser.
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