{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?","punchline":"Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.","id":351}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do young cows eat lunch?","punchline":"In the calf-ateria.","id":289}
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